Melissa has a super cute renovated house in New Haven. She made up her sofa bed with shit tons of pillows and blankets so we slept in this great nest all week. And the whole week was just - coffee, breakfast and conversation in the morning, relaxing days, and cooking + wine + more conversation at dinner and late into the night.
Read MoreWe headed back to Bill's - the Airbnb host we had stayed with in London at the beginning of our trip. Bill actually had Airbnb guests that night, but was nice enough to let us "couch surf" on his comfy sectional sofa in the living room. I was feeling a little under the weather, but not wanting to admit it.
Read MoreJanina even packed us a lunch for the flight! They are just the nicest people ever. We got into London, hopped on a train and headed to our airbnb host’s place for the night. It ended up being one of the strangest places we stayed.
Read MoreAfterwards we headed to Marburg - a super duper old traditional looking German village. It was one of the coolest thing ever. It didn't even look real:
Read MoreThe flight was easy, and it was so nice to arrive in Germany with a friend to pick us up from the airport. Very relaxing to not have to figure out a bus or a train or directions or anything. We were staying with Kris’ friend, Olaf, and his wife, Janina, and their two daughters. I had never met them before, but they were instant friends. Some of the nicest, warmest people you’d ever want to meet.
Read MoreI was rambling on and on about something and I said, "Do you sometimes wish I had an off switch?" He said, "No! Of course not." Then a few minutes later he said, "Well, if you had an off switch - I'd turn you off and fuck you in your ass."
Read MoreAll five towns are connected by hiking trails so it’s a popular spot for backpackers. We weren’t that ambitious, but we hiked up pretty far. People’s houses are just scattered along the way so it’s funny as you’re hiking further and further you end up looking down into the town, but also into people’s backyards:
Read More"The rectum is the butt hole. The anus is the cavity just beyond."
Read MoreKris was feeling the funk so we stopped to get some garlic cloves to put up his butt and some effervescent vitamin c. Then we stopped for lunch at Teacup on Thomas and so Kris could put the garlic to work. It seemed really funny to me - Kris going to the bathroom to put garlic up his ass at a proper tea house.
Read MoreAnd the best part - they had a bathtub that was shiny and inviting. James made me toast and I ate it in the bath.
Read MoreAt one point, I let out a silent but very smelly fart. About 2 seconds later Sarah slowly looked up at me with a mischievous look on her face. I said, "Are you just now smelling my fart?.....Or are you sexting?"
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