I’ve also had this funny thing happen recently where I’ll have a shit sneak up on me. Like I’ll just sit down to pee thinking it’s nothing and all the sudden have to take a massive shit. Which sometimes is a problem because you can’t reach the bathroom door from the toilet, so there’s been a handful of times I’ve had to call for him to come and shut the door for me and it’s just so goddamn funny.
Read MoreSo. I did something out of total desperation — I called the airline and made up an elaborate family emergency lie and pleaded and really played it up and got the woman to change our flights without charging us. Basically we were booked on a flight the next evening at 6pm and she just booked us on the 6pm flight that same day.
Read MoreHere's an overview of the first week of our 10 week European adventure! It finds us in Dublin (for three hours), Rome, the hills of Tuscany, and all over London.
Read MoreAt one point, I let out a silent but very smelly fart. About 2 seconds later Sarah slowly looked up at me with a mischievous look on her face. I said, "Are you just now smelling my fart?.....Or are you sexting?"
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