You can’t just change one thing and be a different person, you have to change everything. It took years to mold you into the person you are now, and it’s going to take effort to free yourself. You know this, or you wouldn’t be here. Welcome to the first day of thinking for yourself.

WHAT IF YOU COULD......

  • Get out of bed every day and do something you love
  • Make money while you sleep
  • Have drama-free intimacy and great sex
  • Look and feel better than you ever have
  • Have friends all over the world
  • Be the most interesting person in the room
  • Kill a bear with your pinkie finger (just kidding)

You're not alone. We've been there.


WE USED TO BE....

  • stuck in the mainstream hamster wheel
  • working 70 hours a week
  • drowning in our monthly overhead
  • eating breakfast at Starbucks and lunch out
  • taking multiple daily medications just to function
  • overweight, unhealthy, unhappy
  • in bad relationships, and
  • unable to see a way out

NOW OUR LIFE IS MADE UP OF....

  • Delicious, healthy food
  • A drama-free polyamorous relationship
  • 2-3 months of travel every year
  • Self employment and passive income
  • A world wide network of friends
  • A rich community of healers

It's not because we're lucky. It's because we made changes.

This didn't cost us loads of money or come about in any special way that isn't accessible to you, too. 
That is why we have created this e-course, "Reality Rehab: Your Road Map to a Life of Freedom". 

This course is for you if....

This course is NOT for you if....


"I can directly link some of the most fantastic aspects of my life to the teachings I've received from Katie and Kris. From creative web design to what kind of car to buy next to raising chickens and of course - open, honest, grown up sex ed discussions about creating a soul shaking sex life in my love relationship. And now they've gone and put it in an e-course for all to enjoy. They are like having a swiss army knife for sculpting your life - seriously potent and deeply resourced coaches/humans. Take this course and connect with them only if you're ready to witness a dramatic and lasting shift in the life you've been living thus far. Seriously."

-Kelly Watkins


IF YOU ARE.....

  • stuck in a job you hate
  • living in a cluttered space
  • weird about sex in any way
  • overworked and underpaid
  • frustrated, unable to express yourself
  • overwhelmed with the concept of eating healthy
  • living outside your means
  • dreaming of travel

AND YOU'RE READY TO

  • map out a plan and quit your 9-5
  • clear out your space and make room for the new
  • embrace your sexuality as a normal part of life
  • find your passion and make money doing it
  • communicate clearly and easily
  • simplify your life and eat healthier
  • lower your overhead and gain your freedom
  • make travel a part of your lifestyle

You're in the right place.


"Reality Rehab is totally what was I have been looking for. There are many aspects of my life that I sort of half ass and I lacked the motivation and courage to be my 100% self. It's unreal that one's authentic true self can seem so unattainable. I am at the tip of the iceberg and Reality Rehab is motivation, it is the encouragement I needed."

-Justine Sanders


Most of what you believe is one dimensional, because there's just one way you've been taught to do things: 
 
  • Get a degree
  • Find a good job
  • Marry the perfect mate
  • Buy a house
  • Have the babies
  • Save money
  • Work hard
  • Retire

That's it. There aren't many variables. 

You're set up to live a pretty robotic life.

This course is not about doing what we tell you to do. It's about thinking for yourself. This course isn't about living like we do. It's about mapping out your own life.
We're here to act as the catalyst. We're here so you have somewhere to start. 
The root of what people are drawn to about our lifestyle isn't any one thing - it's that we live a life of freedom - we do what we want.

And we've gathered up all the wisdom and resources we've learned so you can do the same. 


Here's what's covered in the course:


MODULE ONE: ELIMINATING PHYSICAL CLUTTER
How clutter affects your health, and how to kick your crap to the curb in the name of mental clarity. 

MODULE TWO: WHAT'S YOUR STORY?
Identifying your triggers, retelling your stories, and clearing out your emotional baggage. 

MODULE THREE: HEALTHY FRIENDSHIPS
How to set boundaries, eliminate guilt, and stop caring what people think. The importance of nurturing your friendships.

MODULE FOUR: THE FOUNDATION OF INTIMATE RELATIONSHIPS
Feminism, masculine + feminine polarity, the importance of expressing your feelings, and how to overcome jealousy. 

MODULE FIVE: SEX + INTIMACY
Polyamory, monogamy and everything in between. The history of marriage, and how not to be a codependent asshole. 

MODULE SIX: SEX ED, PART ONE
Anatomy, sex positivity, fetishes, period sex, pubic hair, and why the foreskin rules.

MODULE SEVEN: SEX ED, PART TWO
Consent, safe sex, cock rings, butt plugs, butt sex tips, birth control, and what happens if you get pregnant. 

MODULE EIGHT: PREVENTATIVE CARE VS COSTLY REPAIRS
Alternative vs Mainstream medicine and how to get the best of both worlds. Energy medicine, body work and the importance of self care.

MODULE NINE: FOOD IS MEDICINE
Dairy, meat, wheat, and produce: then vs now. Does organic matter? Is sugar bad? The importance of drinking coffee and home cooking. 

MODULE TEN: THE IMPORTANCE OF MINDFULNESS
Meditation, yoga, rituals, music, adult coloring books, and what the fuck is a vision board? An overview of the chakras and how they affect your life and relationships. 
 

MODULE ELEVEN: CREATING COMMUNITY
How to find your tribe online, in your city, and all over the world. How to get over yourself and get out there.  

MODULE TWELVE: HOW TO ELIMINATE TOXINS
Shampoo to vaginal douches to fabric softener: how to read labels and not poison yourself, but still look dead sexy. 

MODULE THIRTEEN: BUY LESS, REUSE MORE
How to reduce your impact, reuse stuff, and cultivate your crafty side. 

MODULE FOURTEEN: LOWERING YOUR OVERHEAD
How to set yourself up so your monthly nut is tiny and your energy and resources are abundant. 

MODULE FIFTEEN: TRANSPORTATION
Most people buy a car based on what color they like and what marketing they've been fed. Here's how to buy (and own) a car like a smart, savvy person. 

MODULE SIXTEEN: YOUR HOUSING SITUATION
Houses, apartments, mortgages, renting, roommates, Airstreams, communes. What's right for you?

MODULE SEVENTEEN: THE THREE LEVELS OF EMPLOYMENT
How to get to level three. The steps to generating passive income, and the myth of the 401K. 

MODULE EIGHTEEN: HOW TO MAKE TRAVEL A PART OF YOUR LIFESTYLE
Planes, trains, buses, hostels, hotels, Airbnb, Couchsurfing, learning the language, packing light, and more. 

MODULE NINETEEN: WHAT HAVE YOU GOT TO LOSE?
Assessing your fears and facing them. Starting where you are, Getting the fuck on with it. 


 
That’s great and all, but I just want to get a new job, why do I have to learn about eliminating toxins or overcoming jealousy?

Because it’s ALL related. 

You can’t just “get a new job” without working on the rest of your life or you’ll just end up in a shitty new job with all the same problems that you had before. 

You can’t just change one thing and be a different person.

You need a complete paradigm shift on multiple fronts.  You need to change the way you view the world and how you interact with people.  It took many years to mold you into the person you are now, and it’s going to take a similar amount of effort to mold you into the person you want to become. 

There are no shortcuts, you have to put in the effort.

 

Investment: $299


 

WHAT YOU GET.....

  • Course starts the moment you sign up
  • 19 self paced modules
  • 18 worksheets
  • 50+ resources
  • 9+ hours of audio recordings
  • Access to the materials forever
  • A NEW LIFE. So... there's that

EACH MODULE CONTAINS.....

  • An audio track
  • A transcript, if you prefer to read
  • Thought provoking questions
  • Prompts to get you writing
  • A worksheet for your answers
  • Actionable steps to take
  • Resources for further learning
 

Are you ready to jump on board?  Course is open now. 


A little more about us....

KATIE: Once upon a time I was married, had a corporate job and lived a typical American life - watched a lot of T.V., drank a lot of alcohol, ate a lot of take-out, and had lots of surface relationships. I was unhappy, unhealthy and too busy to notice. Then bam! I had a powerful dream that prompted me quit my job, end my marriage, travel solo, get healthy, and crumble all elements of my disconnected mainstream life. 
KRIS: Five years ago I owned an I.T. company that made over a million dollars in revenue the first year. I was overweight, taking daily medications just to function, working 70+ hours a week and was drowning in my monthly overhead. Then I had to get real. I short sold my condo, walked away from my business, and got healthy. Now I spend my days doing what I want, exploring my passions, and making money while I'm at it. 
I believe that worrying about what other people think is the worst thing a person can do, and that if we all could just express what is truly in our hearts and minds then the world would be such a better place. 

We've dabbled in personal growth for a while now: publishing e-books, writing blogs, and recording podcasts about many elements of our new and improved lifestyle. One day it became clear that we needed to really organize all the knowledge we had and the resources we'd discovered so that we could offer it to our fellow humans. We're so glad you're here!