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Reality Rehab: Your Road Map to a Life of Freedom | #ecourse #sexuality #entrepreneur #travel

You can’t just change one thing and be a different person, you have to change everything. It took years to mold you into the person you are now, and it’s going to take effort to free yourself. 

You know this, or you wouldn't be here.


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We used to be in the mainstream hamster wheel of working 70 hours a week, drowning in mortgage payments and monthly overhead, eating breakfast at Starbucks and lunch out, and taking multiple daily medications just to be able to function. We were overweight, unhealthy and not happy, our relationships suffered, but we couldn't see a way out.

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It was all in the name of "Chasing the American Dream"

And then we blew it all up.

Now our life is made up of:

-Delicious, healthy food
-A drama-free polyamorous relationship
-2-3 months a year of travel
-Self employment
-Passive Income
-A worldwide network of friends
-A rich community of healers


It's not because we're lucky. It's because we made changes.

This didn't cost us loads of money or come about in any special way that isn't accessible to you, too. 

That is why we have created this e-course, "Reality Rehab: Your Road Map to a Life of Freedom". 


"Reality Rehab is totally what was I have been looking for. There are many aspects of my life that I sort of half ass and I lacked the motivation and courage to be my 100% self. It's unreal that one's authentic true self can seem so unattainable. I am at the tip of the iceberg and Reality Rehab is motivation, it is the encouragement I needed."

-Justine Sanders


This self-led course is for you if:

  • You feel stuck, overwhelmed and uninspired by life. 
  • You're ready for a change, but don't know where to start. 
  • You know there's a greater purpose to life, but you don't know how to find yours. 

This self-led course is NOT for you if:

  • You live your passion every day and make money doing it. 
  • You have deep, meaningful, healthy relationships of all kinds. 
  • You have great sex, eat well, and healthy, happy and fulfilled. 


"I can directly link some of the most fantastic aspects of my life to the teachings I've received from Katie and Kris. From creative web design to what kind of car to buy next to raising chickens and of course - open, honest, grown up sex ed discussions about creating a soul shaking sex life in my love relationship. And now they've gone and put it in an e-course for all to enjoy. They are like having a swiss army knife for sculpting your life - seriously potent and deeply resourced coaches/humans. Take this course and connect with them only if you're ready to witness a dramatic and lasting shift in the life you've been living thus far. Seriously."

-Kelly Watkins



Calling all those ready for a change.....

  • Do you want to quit your corporate 9-5, but can't quite fathom where to start?
  • Are you looking to clear out some clutter and make some space in your life?
  • Do you feel like you're just "going through the motions"?
  • Does your life seem like a series of obligations?
  • Are you convinced that you have to work hard?
  • Have you been taught that long term relationships are hard work?
  • Is jealousy a frequent emotion you experience?
  • Does your relationship feel like just another thing on your to-do list?
  • Are you ready to move away from toxic people and into a healthy, genuine circle of friends?
  • Do you find yourself frustrated, wishing you could communicate more clearly?
  • Are you overwhelmed with the concept of eating healthy and unsure of where to start?
  • Are you living outside of your means in terms of your car payment, house payment, etc.?
  • Is travel something you dream about and will maybe do someday, but you're not sure how?


You're in the right place.


Most of what you believe is one dimensional, because there's just the one way you've been taught is acceptable to do things: get a degree, find a mate, have the babies, get a good job, save money, retire. 

That's it. There aren't many variables. You're set up to live a pretty robotic life.

This course will guide you through peeling back all of those layers and set you up so you can do whatever YOU want to do. The root of what people are drawn to about our lifestyle isn't any one thing - it's that we live a life of freedom - we do what we want. And we've gathered up all the wisdom and resources and things we've learned so that you can do the same.



Here's what's covered in the course:

Lesson One: Eliminating Physical Clutter
How clutter affects your health, and how to kick your crap to the curb in the name of mental clarity. 

Lesson Two: What's Your Story?
Identifying your triggers, retelling your stories, and clearing out your emotional baggage. 

Lesson Three: Healthy Relationships
How to set boundaries, eliminate guilt, and stop caring what people think. The importance of nurturing your friendships.

Lesson Four: The Foundation of Intimate Relationships
Masculine + feminine polarity, the importance of expressing your feelings, and how to overcome jealousy. 

Lesson Five: Sex + Intimacy
Polyamory, monogamy and everything in between. The history of marriage, and how not to be a codependent asshole. 

Lesson Six: Sex Ed, Part One
Anatomy, sex positivity, fetishes, period sex, pubic hair, and why the foreskin rules.

Lesson Seven: Sex Ed, Part Two
Consent, safe sex, cock rings, butt plugs, butt sex tips, birth control, and what happens if you get pregnant. 

Lesson Eight: Preventative Care vs Costly Repairs
Alternative vs Mainstream medicine and how to get the best of both worlds. Energy medicine, body work and the importance of self care.

Lesson Nine: Food is Medicine
Dairy, meat, wheat, and produce: then vs now. Does organic matter? Is sugar bad? The importance of drinking coffee and home cooking. 

Lesson Ten: The Importance of a Spiritual Practice
Meditation, yoga, rituals, music, adult coloring books, and what the fuck is a vision board? An overview of the chakras and how they affect your life and relationships. 

Lesson Eleven: Creating Community
How to find your tribe online, in your city, and all over the world. How to get over yourself and get out there.  

Lesson Twelve: How to Eliminate Toxins
Shampoo to vaginal douches to fabric softener: how to read labels and not poison yourself, but still look dead sexy. 

Lesson Thirteen: Buy Less, Reuse More
How to reduce your impact, reuse stuff, and cultivate your crafty side. 

Lesson Fourteen: Lowering Your Overhead
How to set yourself up so your monthly nut is tiny and your energy and resources are adbundant. 

Lesson Fifteen: Transportation
Most people buy a car based on what color they like and what marketing they've been fed. Here's how to buy (and own) a car like a smart, savvy person. 

Lesson Sixteen: Your Housing Situation
Houses, apartments, mortgages, renting, roommates, Airstreams, communes. What's right for you?

Lesson Seventeen: The Three Levels of Employment
How to get to level three. The steps to generating passive income, and the myth of the 401K. 

Lesson Eighteen: How to Make Travel Part of Your Life
Planes, trains, busses, hostels, hotels, Airbnb, Couchsurfing, learning the language, packing light, and more. 

Lesson Nineteen: What Have You Got to Lose?
Assessing your fears and facing them. Starting where you are, Getting the fuck on with it. 

Before you say, “that’s great and all, but I just want to get a new job, why do I have to learn about eliminating toxins or overcoming jealousy?” 

Because it’s ALL related. 

You can’t just “get a new job” without working on the rest of your life or you’ll just end up in a shitty new job with all the same problems that you had before.  You can’t just change one thing and be a different person, you have to change everything.  You need a complete paradigm shift on multiple fronts.  You need to change the way you view the world and how you interact with people.  It took many years to mold you into the person you are now, and it’s going to take a similar amount of effort to mold you into the person you want to become. 

There are no shortcuts, you have to put in the effort.


Investment: $299

What do you get for that?

  • 19 self paced modules
  • 18 worksheets
  • 50+ resources
  • 9+ hours of audio recordings
  • A new life, so there's that
  • Access to the materials forever
  • Course starts the moment you sign up

Each module contains: 

  • an audio track (and a transcript, if you prefer to read)
  • Thought provoking questions + a worksheet for your answers
  • Actionable steps to take
  • Resources for further learning

Are you ready to jump on board?  Drop us your email here and we'll notify you as soon as the course launches on July 22nd. 

A little more about us....



Katie: Once upon a time I was married, had a corporate job and lived a typical American life - watched a lot of T.V., drank a lot of alcohol, ate a lot of take-out, and had lots of surface relationships. I was unhappy, unhealthy and too busy to notice. Then bam! I had a powerful dream that prompted me quit my job, end my marriage, travel solo, get healthy, and crumble all elements of my disconnected mainstream life. 

Kris: Five years ago I owned an I.T. company that made over a million dollars in revenue the first year. I was overweight, taking daily medications just to function, working 70+ hours a week and was drowning in my monthly overhead. Then I had to get real. I short sold my condo, walked away from my business, and got healthy. Now I spend my days doing what I want, exploring my passions, and making money while I'm at it. 

I believe that worrying about what other people think is the worst thing a person can do, and that if we all could just express what is truly in our hearts and minds then the world would be such a better place. 

We've dabbled in personal growth for a while now: publishing e-books, writing blogs, and recording podcasts about many elements of our new and improved lifestyle. One day it became clear that we needed to really organize all the knowledge we had and the resources we'd discovered so that we could offer it to our fellow humans. We're so glad you're here!